Gingerbread Man Squishable

Squishable

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Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick from a tree. You can't smear it all over your face to improve collagen production. But so what? What this little cousin to the big Comfort Food Avocado lacks in organic chemistry, it makes up in longevity! This Avocado will never turn brown! It will always remain at the perfect level of softness no matter how long you leave it out on the counter! You can rest assured that while your roommate may snag it for some snuggles, he will not smoosh it up into guacamole! Probably!


The Gingerbread Man is renowned for his daring escapes! This fine specimen of yummicus gingericus can frequently be found fleeing famished families. Who can catch him? No one! He's the Gingerbread Man!But what is the Gingerbread Man running towards? Look no further than his gumdrop buttons and shmancy bow tie for a hint! In between running as fast as he can, that gingerbread man is rushing to his day-job (his gingerbread house has a gingerbread mortgage to keep up)! When he's not involuntarily training for a 5k, he works for a non-profit that supplies frosting to overly-crumbly cookies! You're doing a great job, Gingerbread Man! Now if only the general townspeople would stop trying to consume you along your way!