Squishable Mini Comfort Food Gingerbread Man

Squishable

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Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick from a tree. You can't smear it all over your face to improve collagen production. But so what? What this little cousin to the big Comfort Food Avocado lacks in organic chemistry, it makes up in longevity! This Avocado will never turn brown! It will always remain at the perfect level of softness no matter how long you leave it out on the counter! You can rest assured that while your roommate may snag it for some snuggles, he will not smoosh it up into guacamole! Probably!

Queen Elizabeth the first! Apparently, she was also the first to give out Gingerbread Men in her royal court. Perhaps Elizabeth understood that to be a good monarch, sometimes you just have to bite off a few heads. And arms. And torsos. And actually, these things are delicious. Chances are that you don't have an empire to defend! That's why it's a good thing this Gingerbread Man is not trained in the ways of revolution or espionage! Those peepers are for binge-watching, not surveillance! Those arms aren't for skulduggery, they're for warm-huggery! So, hug a Gingerbread Man!